For the past few years, I've been so preoccupied with whether or not some of the things I'll show you in this session could happen that I didn't stop to think if they should. I call them "Cursed C#".

Now, will you learn something you should apply to your day-to-day job? Probably not. Will you question your knowledge of the language you've been using for years? Absolutely. Will you return to your job on Monday trying to apply some of the practices you'll see in this session, even though I was very clear that you shouldn't do that? There is no question about it. Join me anyway, it will be fun.